Remember the paranoid fantasy chemtrails?

Quote from Wikipidia:

“Chemtrails” are mentioned in House Bill HR 2977,[5] the Space Preservation Act of 2001, introduced by Congressman Dennis Kucinich, where it appears as one of a list of “exotic weapons system[s]” to be banned under the bill. Proponents of the theory point to this as official acknowledgment of the possibility, at least, of such weapons systems. The entire list of exotic weapons was omitted from later versions of the bill.

Fucking UFO candidate! I hate to imagine the FAIL the US would experience if we elected this moron. We’d have our very own Chavez.

Apparently this is the original version of the bill:

(B) Such terms include exotic weapons systems such as–

(i) electronic, psychotronic, or information weapons;

(ii) chemtrails;

(iii) high altitude ultra low frequency weapons systems;

(iv) plasma, electromagnetic, sonic, or ultrasonic weapons;

(v) laser weapons systems;

(vi) strategic, theater, tactical, or extraterrestrial weapons; and

(vii) chemical, biological, environmental, climate, or tectonic weapons.

Fuck wow! Kucinich (queue UFO sound effect) wanted to save us from “psychotronics,” “chemtrails,” “sonic” weapons (in space!), “tectonic weapons,” and “ultra low frequency weapons”?!!

One wonders if by, “extraterrestrial weapons” he meant weapons designed by space aliens.

One more thing. No matter how nutty Kucinich is - talking to spirits through UFOs. worrying about chemtrails, and psychotronics, one wonder if he really could have meant this literally: (from Kucinich’s own website, an excerpt from the speech he gave when introducing this bill).

“What has happened to our country? Why are we projecting fear and paranoia to such heights? Have we so lost our way and our faith that we are prepared to transform the heavens into hell? If the kingdom and the will of God is to be done on earth as it is in heaven, what is to happen when the United States takes nuclear fire up to the gates of heaven?

“Such an offense against humanity could bring the wrath of God upon this nation.”

He’s not naive enough to literally mean this, if we bring weapons near heaven, God will punish us.